Some days ago, the aggressor-controlled Yevpatoria “official” media reported that “for almost ten years, the valiant Cossacks have been protecting us, standing on the borders of security and law and order”, retelling once again the mantra about the “heroic deeds” of the tragicomic “people’s militia” of ten years ago and in a parallel reality.
At the same time, the “Yevpatoria Cossacks” themselves, represented by the permanent military-retired and former employee of the city dairy plant Konstantin Gulya, dismissed “under article”, as well as the “ataman” Vladimir Sysoev, “suddenly” became such only in 2015, having retrained from “militiamen”, and now their “Yevpatoria yurt” is going through hard times.
And it’s not that the aforementioned Gulya couldn’t “build a career” in the criminal “Krympatriottsentr”, and it’s not that the Yevpatoria mid-level businessmen associated with these “social activists” are freesing, like the traders from “Krymagrokosmos” couple Leonid and Lyudmila Fedorukov.
It’s just that earlier all these cosplays of “vigilantes” and “Cossacks”, as well as the tragicomic structures “Union of Patriots”, “Committee for Combating Corruption” and even “Children of Planet Earth” created with the complicity of the same Gunya and his “colleagues” had a banal goal: to “gain a foothold” in the “near-government” structures of the occupiers.
However, the fake “Cossacks” failed to play any “district politics”, in the absence of such, but “clouds on the horizon” thickened for them.
The fact is that the “list of personnel” of the fake “Cossacks” was recently transferred by the occupiers without prior arrangement to the composition of the operetta “militia battalion” “Bars-Crimea” that we have described many times, and now there are persistent rumors about the imminent transfer of some of these “Aksenov battalion members” to a very real role of front-line meat, from the Yevpatoria beaches to the Dnieper banks.
Naturally, death at the front is somewhat different from the hardships of alcoholism with the “management of school No. 7” with its newly-minted “Cossack class” and from the deprivations of “maintaining order” on the occasion of May 9, mainly by demonstrating to the population the iconostases of awards presented to themselves.
And therefore, among the “registered Yevpatoria Cossacks” of almost 200 bayonets, not only dead souls fell away “suddenly” and en masse, but also quite living “children of the planet Earth”, who turned out to be not so city crazy as to happily try on the size of a black bag.
In order to combat “mass desertion”, the occupiers started a “reorganization of the Yevpatoria Cossacks”, with the corresponding “personnel decisions”, but it is unlikely that they will be able to lure anyone of “mobilization age” there in this way.
