As even the criminal “Krymstat” stated, in the past year many products have become much more expensive for Crimean residents, ranging from quite “local” lamb (18 %) to such “delicacies” as cucumbers (23 %), chicken (28 %), and onions (29 %), tomatoes (31 %), beets (35 %), bananas (41 %) and cabbage (55 %).
At the same time, according to statisticians from the occupiers, the Crimean inhabitants will be helped to “survive” this “unprecedented increase in well-being” by vodka, that “has fallen in price by 2 %” and Corvalol that has risen in price by “only by 16 %”.
Naturally, chicken eggs became the leader in this list of “especially valuable products”, having almost doubled in price. Therefore, Crimean residents are no longer surprised by stories from the life of the aggressors, when Vologda bosses give their subordinates a dozen eggs as a “valuable New Year’s gift”, and when near Borisoglebsk there was a “Christmas” assassination attempt, almost in the “Wonka” style, on the owner of the “Tretyakovskaya” poultry farm, Gennady Shiryaev, who, according to the punitive version of the aggressor, “participated in a cartel agreement” on the price of eggs.
Alexander Lukashenko also commented on the “egg” situation at the opening of the “first national trading house” in Minsk, where he instructed representatives of the “Vitebsk Broiler Poultry Farm”, who admitted to having eggs, that they “should be given to Putin”. The Belarusian dictator’s “awakened” sexual sarcasm, the “decrease in level” of which Sevastopol propagandists recently included in the “annual achievements of the Kremlin”, is simply explained. Russia, in an attempt to “bring down the egg boom”, is opening its market to Iranian and Turkish products, and at the same time, it has “made especially happy” with this dumping the producers of Belarus, which is connected with the aggressor by enslaving agreements on the “common market”.
